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No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
by W.vs.I November 29, 2009
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chinese rock

Actually is wasn't written by Johnny Thunders at all. Most of it was written by Dee Dee Ramone, another 2 verses was written by Richard Hell who was, of course, also in the Heartbreakers and also a junkie.
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by Joe Mama April 12, 2005
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Chinese Monster

A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"

(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
by asianmonserman6969 April 20, 2009
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Chinese Wiener Trap

The act of applying crazy glue to the inside of one's foreskin prior to "docking" (see also: docking), thus creating a Chinese finger trap effect, hence the name Chinese weiner trap.
Dude, last night I got caught in a Chinese wiener trap and ripped the tip of my dick off trying to get it out.
by James' Adam's Apple May 18, 2011
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Chinese

A race originating from the country of China. Also the language of the country of Chinese.

Word is also sometimes used to represent Chinese words when you are hearing someone talking in Chinese and have a lack of something to say.
Jack: Ni Hao.
Romin: Chinese Chinese CHINEse
by Alto December 27, 2004
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Chinese Democracy

A synonym for something that is anticipated and anticipated for years to come, then finally when it comes out, people become ecstatic but then are disappointed when they find out they were waiting years and years for something that is complete shit.
I waited forever to graduate, but after I left school and ended up at a dead-end job flipping hamburgers to pay the rent of a small Detroit apartment infested with fleas, I realized graduation was just Chinese Democracy.
by Dr. Dick E May 12, 2009
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chinese penis

The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.
by Dr. Richard Foxworth, PHD November 3, 2006
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