chadmuffin

an odd shaped hat/beanie that looks like a muffin.

"clean ass lil chadmuffin!! :"

"hey fresh ass chadmuffin u got there"

"no its not a beanie, its a chadmuffin"

by culo/yosh February 29, 2008

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Chadmoram

A person that goes around and smells bicycle seats.

Take a look at that chadmoram

by Sir Wackman Doolittle, III April 8, 2009

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Calm

Cool, unnerved.

Katy: Do you like doritos?
Bob: Sure, I feel calm after eating some. 😋

by viper_cj November 17, 2018

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A simple phrase which means to relax and think clearly about ones current situation instead of reacting emotionally.
Also the most feared phrase among all women. They seem to believe when a man is telling them to "calm down", the man is asking for them to obey their every whim. When in truth, women simply seem to over think what's troubling them to the point of insanity. And in actuality, when a man says calm down to a women, it just means, "Hey, you seem a bit upset about nothing, can we just act civilized please? If not we can just go our separate ways, up to you."

Women : Trump is fucking disgusting, and Hillary is amazing.
Man : I mean I'm not a fan of Trump either, but Hillary is just as scummy as him, I mean, look at all the secrets she keeps, and all the shady stuff she does behind the peoples backs.
Women : WTF is that suppose to mean? YOU DONT LIKE HILLARY!! WHAT DO YOU HATE FEMINISM TOO!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Man : Please, may you calm down?
Women : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by theanonymousman2 December 19, 2017

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chadmin

Chick admin. That regular occurrence in a relationship, inexplicable by any means, when your girlfriend's behaviour defies belief, even by other women, but especially by the boys. This behaviour is not confined to "that time of the month" only, oh no. This is ANY time of the month, anywhere and anyhow.

Remember the time when you have worked an 80 hour week and your girlfriend wants to go watch "What to Expect When You're Expecting"? You can barely open your eyes, you look drugged like a coke fiend, and then all of a sudden she cracks the shits at you and flies off in a huff to her mother. Chadmin.

And do you recall that moment when your sports team lost in the grand final and you mope around the house for a few hours, and even she tries to console you? And the next morning, she's giving you the cold shoulder? That is chadmin in its purest form.

Kev: "You coming to the footy tonight mate?"
Russell: "Sorry dude, I'm in the dogbox lately for who knows what reason. Think it might have been 'cos I didn't clean the toilet."
Kev: "Chadmin?"
Russell: "Yeah, chadmin. Bloody chadmin. Gets me every time!"

by rob1982 July 26, 2012

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