Cesar

Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.

cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*

by Sarcastic Drama June 18, 2017

CeeAre

Letting your motorcycle fall on it's side while turning slowly or while at a complete stop.

Also, failing to put the kickstand down and dismounting the motorcycle, causing it to fall over.

I pulled up in front of the bar, turned my bike off and then I CeeAred in front of everyone.

As I turned the corner I lost my balance and CeeAred my scoot.

by Huskermale September 9, 2008

cacarass

An expletive derived from cracker, slang for a white person (from a slave master cracking a whip) and Ass for some one known for foolish acts or being unpleasant.

Often used as a reply given in shocked or appalled agreement such as 'motherfucker' or 'fuck me'

"Did you hear Jack tried to get me sacked?"
"Cacarass"

by mildlyinteresting April 5, 2009

Cearl

Redneck way to say cereal.

Derpington: "Hey, you want some cearl?"
Herpina: "Sure, don't forget the milk."

by Herpina McDerples September 5, 2011

cedar surfing

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.

The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.

by Larry Chair December 28, 2011

Cucartoad

Misunderstood menu item due to either poor script handwriting or confusing type font. Commonly known as a "Sugartoad." An edible puffer fish native to the Chesapeake Bay.

"We are all out of roasted cucartoads."

by Shayexile July 31, 2012

cesar garibay

cesar garibay is a boss ass bitch who skates and gets bitches

dude did did you cesar garibay bust that sick hospital flip hes gonna get hella bitches now

by baker boards December 14, 2013