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Candy Slit

If you can give me a good eating out experience, I swear I will munch on that candy slit like no tomorrow.
by EatACookie July 18, 2014
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officer's candy

1. United States Navy term used by sailors to describe the scented cake placed in urinals.
1. I pissed on the officer's candy.
by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018
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pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"
by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010
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candy shop

Candy Shop (in 50 Cent Terms) is NOT:

1. A bedroom
2. A Wh*r* House
3. A place with attractive people

It IS:

50 cents pants "Ill take you to the candy shop, Ill let you lick the lollipop"

You can imagine wut the lollipop is


Its a terrible song and I cant believe I ever liked it because its all about havin sex, like every other rap song there is, and im sick of guys talkin bout gurls like were their play thangs.
Guy: "Heyy wanna go to the Candy Shop with me??"

Gurl with class: "*smack*"
by Carrie September 3, 2005
mugGet the candy shopmug.

keister candy

keister candy is a womens ass thats sweet to eat and tastes jus like candy
wholly shit gail is so hott id love to eat her keister candy
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 7, 2009
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mind candy

Something intellectually or mentally pleasing, something pleasing to the mind.
This book is pure mind candy.

The screenwriter's adaptation of John Le Carré is pure mind-candy for grown-ups.
by planspark November 3, 2008
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nose candy

by stu March 18, 2003
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