a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.
by baillie August 14, 2005
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by ChrisTC April 9, 2008
Get the unhappy camperness mug.1. An advanced camper, someone that knows nothing about getting kills outside of camping, and seems to have never actually ran around the map and attacked anyone before, or at least did once and either kept getting pwnd or took up being a noob tuber.
2. A more "experienced" camper.
2. A more "experienced" camper.
"Hey bro"
"Yeah"
" You know that guy on the other team...uh..I think his name is like..I forget but he's over up in the building"
" Yeah that fuckin' camper killed me like 6 times and when i tried to go in the door he was waiting with a shotty"
"He's 5th prestige too"
"Fuckin' Uber Camper"
"Nevermind i got him"
"Yeah"
" You know that guy on the other team...uh..I think his name is like..I forget but he's over up in the building"
" Yeah that fuckin' camper killed me like 6 times and when i tried to go in the door he was waiting with a shotty"
"He's 5th prestige too"
"Fuckin' Uber Camper"
"Nevermind i got him"
by Mr. CrapHat January 30, 2010
Get the Uber Camper mug.A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.
"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."
by the Perdverts May 31, 2014
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