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carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.
look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.
by baillie August 14, 2005
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unhappy camperness

There was a general feel of unhappy camperness around the office.
by ChrisTC April 9, 2008
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Uber Camper

1. An advanced camper, someone that knows nothing about getting kills outside of camping, and seems to have never actually ran around the map and attacked anyone before, or at least did once and either kept getting pwnd or took up being a noob tuber.

2. A more "experienced" camper.
"Hey bro"
"Yeah"
" You know that guy on the other team...uh..I think his name is like..I forget but he's over up in the building"
" Yeah that fuckin' camper killed me like 6 times and when i tried to go in the door he was waiting with a shotty"
"He's 5th prestige too"
"Fuckin' Uber Camper"
"Nevermind i got him"
by Mr. CrapHat January 30, 2010
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Cold-Caller Baller

A relatively successful debt collector that makes over $50,000/year and thinks he's the shit because he's managed to enter the lower-middle class in such a low skill occupation.
"Bruce wears tailored suits everyday, even on casual Friday. He thinks he's some kind of Cold-Caller Baller."
by the Perdverts May 31, 2014
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mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.
She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.
by jimmybomm December 17, 2020
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Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010
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Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
by chas bran October 9, 2016
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