Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

by Kal-El August 8, 2003

Clever-nisity

When somebody's cleverness is consistant and often leaves the subject to the cleverness floored and flabbergasted.

Chazzy: "i pair my socks to avoid mismatching and misplacement!"

Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*

by mazzman May 31, 2009

Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.

I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.

by TRAVisDOUGIE March 22, 2010

coversation

When you talk to someone in bed. Usually after sexual relations. Otherwise know as pillow talk it's capable of making relations great or making yourself look like a total idiot.

I was having a great coversation with my girl last night and I ruined it by accidentally comparing her to me ex.

by big_boy_BoNFiRe December 19, 2010

Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

cloverdale

a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not shit to do

Wyatt "lets go do something."

Greg "we cant, we're in Cloverdale."

by mastaofred July 25, 2006

cover your hindquarter

To take preemptive steps to stay out of trouble with others, especially in relationships with family members or friends, and at work with co-workers or supervisor(s). A clean version of cover your ass and similar terms.

"I am extra careful to not use profanities around my co-workers, and I am especially meticulous in being thorough with my projects at work. Since the supervisor is such a jerk, I always tell my co-workers to cover your hindquarter."

by yes juanito yes July 28, 2012