1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself.
2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".
Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.
Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".
Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.
Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?"
Workers: "great. How was yours?"
Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)
Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
Workers: "great. How was yours?"
Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)
Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
by Jag Panzer November 23, 2011
Get the chodemug. "He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"
"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs
by PUA terms January 21, 2012
Get the Chodemug. chode- the penile :D that's sooo small and fat that it's not even juicy lol :P add me on myspace stefan(dj dripz)
by dragonass56 January 19, 2010
Get the chodemug. n Scottish
A type of person, Scottish, cantankerous, bad with people, tight with money, possessing a penis wider than it is long
A type of person, Scottish, cantankerous, bad with people, tight with money, possessing a penis wider than it is long
by McBald April 21, 2009
Get the Chodemug. by caleb.notchode May 23, 2008
Get the Chodemug. by rwwells September 9, 2010
Get the chodemug.