Definitions by mawz

layaway 

When you get on an underage girl's good side so that once she becomes legal, you can get her in the sack.

Man, I got the Olsen Twins on layaway...life's gonna be so good in a year...

layaway by mawz April 1, 2003

Junt 

The verbal spelling of the sound that plays when something sudden happens in a (horror) movie. Often makes people jump.

(The Ring)
*rainy scene, but nothing else is heard besides the rain*
*rain sound goes out to complete silence*
JUNT!!! (audience jumps) *camera zooms in on a bird in a nest*
"...cheep..."

Junt by mawz April 1, 2003

Fromunda Cheese 

The residue and/or mud-like substance found in, under, and around the male genetalia as a result from neglect and uncleanliness.

guy 1 "ugh, what's that smell?"
Webster "that's fromunda cheese."
guy 1 "what the hell is fromunda cheese? where do you find that?"
Webster "FROMUNDA YA BALLZ!"

Fromunda Cheese by mawz February 26, 2003

chode 

dick durt. when you don't wash your penis, and friction causes the dead skin/dirt/lint to ball up into bite-size morsels...not that you eat em, you sick assholes.

"There's chode on my chode" - Order of Leitbur.

chode by mawz February 21, 2003

Peter North 

GREATEST. MALE PERFORMER. EVER. Starred in over 2000 films. Average ejaculation: 9 jets, about half a cup.

Peter North is a god.

Peter North by mawz February 20, 2003