Get off your high chair

Stop being such a a baby and get down to earth. You ain’t better then anyone else.

“Get off your high chair Albert!”

“You is no better then any of us”

by The Old Coot! May 12, 2018

Cheat Chain

When one kid copies answers from a smart kid in class, then another kid copies from him/her, and the someone copies off the kid who copied off the kid who copied from the smart kid, etc.

Eventually having everyone in the cheat chain having the smart kids answers, ideal for desks set in rows.

I'm really glad we organized that cheat chain on Friday, I actually have a chance of not failing.

by Gmagnum GJA February 24, 2009

Chair

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020

Chair shot

To pick up a steel folding chair, make sure that it's in the folded position, and beat the fuck out of another person's face with it. Usually used in professional wrestling.

Jim Ross: OH MY GAWD, KING! That chair shot busted him wide open!

by allknowingsquid August 13, 2008

Chain Monkey

One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.

I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.

by Frisco Kid 415 December 22, 2012

Chairsoft

Airsofters who spend more time at home working on their gear/weapons than playing on the field. Basically everyone.

Also a moniker for a person with a bad reputation who spend all their time on airsoft forums claiming they know everything.

"The best thing about airsoft is browsing the Internet for new gear and weapons. It's called Chairsofting!"

or

"Are you coming to the game on Sunday?"
"No my gun's broken, I'll just stay home and chairsoft."

or

"That wise-ass, he think he knows everything. He's such a fucking Chairsofter."

by Wrim June 29, 2014

chain-choding

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )

When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.

by Brad Polino January 2, 2013