wesseled 

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!

wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008

Scott Westerfeld 

Born May 5, 1963. Science fiction author, famous for writing the Uglies series, as well as Peeps, the Midnighters Trilogy, and a host of adult science fiction. He is adored by fans, especially teens, around the world, and his books have been translated into a host of different languages.

Whenever I go to the library I can't find any Scott Westerfeld books, since everyone takes them out!

Scott Westerfeld by Xinro November 21, 2007

winkle weiser 

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

winkle weiser by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

Westernik

A clan of highly intelligent, successful, and beautiful people.

Usage: I hear if you get with a Westernik, you'll end all poverty and hunger in Africa.

Westernik by youwillnevereverguessmyname June 20, 2009

western union 

official online bank of scammers. People on Craigslist will try to use it too scam you.

used to send money

Scammer: Oh I sent a money order, but we accidently sent the money order for the wrong item, Please send the extra 800$ to the adress using western union.

money order was fake and the adress was africa. I hate people sometimes.

western union by Tdowns August 21, 2007

western stranger

The act of jerking yourself off with your left hand (or your right hand while its asleep) while using the western grip. (A left handed person would use their right hand).

Toms got a hot date with a western stranger tonight!

western stranger by RBurton June 23, 2008

Spaghetti Western 

A genre of films popular in the 1960s and early 1970s. The films were usually filmed in Spain, and directed by Italian directrors. Several Factors can be looked upon to distinguish Spaghettis from regular American-westerns:

1. Level of Violence (Usually more than American made westerns).
2. The Music (Often scored by Ennio Morriconne and Bruno Nicolai).
3. Sound Effects (Particulary the gun and horse sounds are different from the ones used in American made westerns).
4. Religious imagery, symbols and names.
5. Filmed in Almeria Spain.
6. Italian and Spanish names in the credits (It is highly likely the director will be named Sergio).
7. Out of sync dubbing (Even the Italian versions are dubbed).
8. Stereotypes (Mexicans as theives, women as whores).
9. A shitload of alternate titles.
10. Banned in several countries.
11. Often they star Franco Nero, Lee Van Cleef, Tomas Milian, Klaus Kinski, Luigi Pistili, Mario Brega and other spaghetti regulars.

The Spaghetti Western is an interesting sub-genre to study.

Spaghetti Western by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005