slampiglet

like a slampig, but for girls under 13

my little sister is big slampiglet

by Ace April 13, 2004

Slamp

To slump into a relaxed/dejected position quite forcefully.

"Hey Michael, why are you slamping?"
"They've confirmed Space Jam 2."

by jockerty March 31, 2019

spampage

A condition where a friend or coworker has nothing better to do and goes on an email forwarding rampage sending you multiple emails containing jokes, photos, nude celebrity shots, porn and other useless information.

"Did you get that spampage from Mooner containing the photos of dead sea creatures?"

by Shawn Thompson February 2, 2005

Slampig

(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.

Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.

by Butthead121 December 24, 2009

Slampon

A vodka soaked tampon. Useful for getting drunk during the work day without the appearance of consuming an alcoholic beverage at your desk.

"There's no way I would have been able to get through today without my six-pack of Slampons."

by tampaxadvice November 21, 2009

Slampiece

Noun. A derogatory term referring to a female booty call who is not girlfriend material or not worthy to take out on dates.

Adam, so have you found yourself a Tahoe slampiece yet or you still batin' twice a day?

by The New Cunning Linguist March 9, 2009

Natty to Slampiece Ratio

The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.

For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).

Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.

Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?

Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.

Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.

by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010