(N) The girl at a party with muffin tops hanging over her 2-size-too-small jeans, cleavage all poppin' out her shirt and who has been slammed by at least three guys there.
Guy 1: Look, Chris is talking to that hog.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
Guy 2: Yeah that's Noey, total slampig. She's like a basketball, we all pass her around when there isn't anything better out there.
by Butthead121 December 25, 2009
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
by RYS October 19, 2004
1. An overweight female that if she lost 60+ pounds she would be fuckable.
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
2. A girl that everyone fucks but would never admit.
3. Any girl that brendan has been with
4. A game to be played at a party where a friend punches his friend in the arm when he sees an aforementioned slampig
1. Did you see that slampig?
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
Who didn't?
2. That slampig? No way I'd fuck her!
3. Brendan.... come on man.
4. Slampig, no slam backs!
by Bryan November 20, 2004
A girl who will fuck anything or anyone . A slut a whore. Etc
A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
A dirty nasty girl who has no dignity or self respect because her father never loved her and she looks for acceptance in every guys pants.
Amanda fucks guy after guy a new one every week she is a fucking slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
Did you hear about amanda?
I heard she slept with 4 guys this week.
Yeah she's a such a slampig.
by That_nj_guy October 02, 2015
There are 4 Principles to being a SlamPig – In order of importance to the definition
1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs
1. Overweight to the point of having Fat Roll’s (plural)
2. Easy (slut) to the point of selling herself for cheap goods, or free just because no one will trade anything
3. Having the reputation of No One admitting to, but everyone knowing who slept with them
4. Being used and discarded as easily as a mans Jizz Rag, Get what you want and leave it where it was used on the floor where it belongs
EX. a Slampig agrees to give oral for a 20 bag of weed, after the transactions takes place she asks for her payment for keeping her end of the agreement. She is told to fuck off, and then gets pissed and attacks, and the so called male at this point maces her in the face and leaves her on the ground screaming while a group of “friends” laugh at her in great enjoyment.
by Tonka Love March 21, 2006
A fat whore who could be half way decent looking, if she didn't get porked by every man in sight.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
A prostitute who is morbidly obiece, but a man will still be willing to pay 50 bucks for a job from her extra padded extremities.
The fattest and ugliest girl who hangs out in a group of girls at least 4 in number, and has to have boat loads of sex to feel adequate.
The last resort for a horny male at a frat party.
Dude Britney Spears is the such a slampig, maybe if she didn't get romped by every guy she would be do-able.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
Man 1: Did you hear BONO paid 75$ to get a hand-job from the fat prostitute?
Man 2: No way did he slam her pig?
Man 1: Ya dude she was a dirty rotten slampig.
Guy 1: Hey man you see that group of girls over there?
Guy 2: The one with the ugly ass fat chick?
Guy 1: Yea she is a slampig in a group of babes.
Dude 1: Dude we were so drunk last night, I can't believe Shawn setteled for that fat bitch.
Dude 2: Ya im pretty sure she was 100% slampig, quite even possible that she was born one.
by tomatobrownclown123 January 09, 2010
by Douglas B. June 03, 2005