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man spatula

A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
by jeru411 December 23, 2008
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Spatula Day

1) The greatest day of all time! An affront to all other lesser days ie: Christmas, Easter, Lent etc, A fist in the face of Commercial gift culture.
A Celebration of the Spatula!

2) A celebration invented in Perth, Western Australia, in 1993, by B.Lombardo, A.Raspa, P.Parkinson, R Cechner, B.Nelson and others as an excuse to have a party.
Highly influenced by the movie "Vidiot from UHF"

Is celebrated on the 3rd day of September every year or on the closest weekend after the date.

The only enforced rule is that spatulas (also falsely refereed to as egg-flips) are given as gifts and all who wish to attend must possess at least one spatula at all times during the event.

Other rituals enacted at Spatula Day parties are:
There should be a fire of some kind, preferably a large bonfire, hotter than the sun
Spatula shaped cakes should be present for all to eat
If you leave before 3am you are a piker
There should be a Spatula Olympics of somekind, incorporating a Spatula beauty pageant.
"Wooooooo!! Spatula Day" yells Kimberly.
The other employees look at her strangely.
by Ben C L June 5, 2005
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Spatula

When a male reaches between his legs for some good old ball sweat, thereafter promptly makes the shape of a spatula with his hand and yells "SPATULA" and smacks a friend or unsuspecting stranger in the face.
I reared back an "spatulad" dat hoe.
by Strum_4 March 11, 2008
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Spatule

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!
"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"
by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015
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Spatula

the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo
my spatula is really hitting the spot right now
by hey girlypop April 24, 2023
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muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019
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Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh
Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?
by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023
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