SMIF

shoot myself in face

"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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by theRoungetable August 6, 2009

scief

A scammer and a thief. Typically used if someone scammed to steal something.

Yusuf scammed me and took my wallet. That scief

by rajt17 December 21, 2019

no die only smie

what to say to someone when they wish to delete their existence

“i want to die”
“no die only smie”
“what”
“no death, only smiles :)”
“how did you even say that out loud”

by yeetyourkidsdeletsyourkids March 8, 2019

snief

sneaky person.relating to tha word chief,a chief usually acts sneaky.also tha word sniefy can be used tha same way azwell az sniefly

nigga:yo fuckin sniefy snief!

by Loz January 15, 2005

smifed

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

by Kempo May 17, 2006

Smirf

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

by Marshi January 21, 2004

smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

by Frank May 13, 2005