Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 8, 2022

not stonks

A version of the stonks meme which has the same meaning but is written as the opposite. Both memes represent a bad economic decision. The meme is oftens depicted as a computerised face photoshopped onto a business suit standing infront of a red background of declining stocks.

Friend: I just spend $100 on a burrito
Me: Not Stonks

by stoicpanther December 8, 2020

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

Slonk

The act of smoking the popular plant known as marijuana in a heavy and aggressive way.

Gamer 1: Yo dog wanna slonk some gang weed?
Gamer 2: Hell ya lets get shmacked.

by ultimatecoconut November 8, 2019

slonkey

(slong'keh): noun
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).

Prime example of a slonkey: CDG

by YaBoi K-Fa May 9, 2007

slonker

Gym rats who drink eggs instead of cooking them and post about it on Twitter/instagram for likes.

Bro Rocky was the OG slonker.

Slonker? Yeah-he drinks his eggs. Gains bruh.

by Bag n save January 11, 2021

Slinks

Short for Sausage Links, describing skinny white guy legs (often burnt) protruding from cutoff jean shorts.

Man those slinks are an eyesore.

Can you believe she's checking out his

slinks?

Cover up them slinks.

He's showing off those slinks in all their glory.

by MKow August 17, 2017