in the shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

by Thefoxyfox January 31, 2018

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

by variari October 8, 2019

Shower

Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!

How was the shower?

Ew you smell go shower!

by BobaSippingCactus October 27, 2018

Shower

Commonly known as a place where you wash yourself.

A shower is a place where alot of people, teens in general, spend alot of time thinking of life, and what could have been. A shower is a place for thinking and forgetting.

I took a shower earlier, I feel much better now.

by varson November 13, 2011

Showered

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.

"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"

by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015

Showeritis

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.

After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.

by bluepanda October 26, 2014

Shower

Term used for masturbation when the actual word is unsuitable, such as in public or over text message

"im so bored, theres nothing to do"
"i think you should go take a shower"

"OMG, i just had the most amazing shower, i can't wait to do it again"

"That shower made me so wet"

by showergirl2 October 6, 2012