Schwing!

Word representing an erection one has upon glancing at an attractive woman.

"Look at that babe...schwing!"

by x January 31, 2003

Schwinning

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.

"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

scheifing

scheifer is shitting in ones ear for pleasure. It's not very common but some people (mainly faggots and kenny) do this sort of stuff. Old people from Russia do this constantly. It is a tradition amongst their people and heritage. But all of the people in America (besides kenny) think that stuff is gross but funny.

1. Hello old russian lady...do you wanna have a scheifing party?

2. Kenny just got scheifed by his mom.

3. Josh just got scheifed violently by his cat.

by Brandon Zimmerman & Brandon Young April 17, 2007

schwing vote

The voters who will cross party lines to vote for the hottest candidate.

Dude- Did you see Susan Palin on the tv last night? Total MILF, I'm voting for her.

Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?

Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.

by Mr. Spidersauce October 18, 2008

Schaubing

Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.

Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?

Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.

by Duncanseven December 30, 2013

schwing

schwing
orignally from Waynes World.
Its used to salute fit people.

You need to watch the movie to use it to the total effect as their is actions and everything with it!

"Check out that babe!"
"Dude"
(in unity) "Sch-wing!"

by lucimie July 26, 2005