schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Schimmel

Bad luck/beyond hope/haunted by the past

"Don't feel too, bad your life isn't completely schimmeled yet

by Gregg Schimmel January 15, 2021

Schmimmied

a) to get utterly embarrassed

b) to lose in a pathetic manner

I watched Brandon confess his love for Lisa yesterday and she rejected him right on the spot. Totally schmimmied him in front of everyone

Did you watch the Ducks game last night? They got absolutely schmimmied by the Kings 9-1

by BoguoeBoy February 10, 2023

Schammied

Absolutely most definitely gone out of this world; hammered

I can’t wait to get Schammied tonight

He was fucking Schammied last night

by anonymous February 2, 2024

schmiede

john peretta

nick anderson: yo that kid john peretta's a sick schmiede

nick friend: yeah yo i hear hes a complete flamer

by nickyypimpzz April 7, 2009

Shammied

Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.

Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"

by MrHygiene March 25, 2013

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015