swonk

verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk

Get all yous swonk off me!

by Will December 26, 2003

skwonk

a sound that a penis makes when squeezed

She squeezed my dick and he skwonked.

by charlesvictoria March 31, 2010

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

Swonker

To drink an alcoholic beverage with the intent of becoming intoxicated

I am on official swonker status tonight.

by Original Swonker April 16, 2010

Swonkle

The act of having oral sex under water

We went upstairs and swonkled in the bathtub!

by SuperStreetCat September 23, 2011

shwonko

Shwonko, a joint with shag.
The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.

dude, share the shwonko man!

i can't get enough of this shwonko

by some genious May 1, 2012

Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014