swonking 

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."

swonking by kenturamon April 27, 2009

Swonking 

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

Swonking by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004

Swonking 

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

Swonking by SWONK September 16, 2014

swonking 

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

swonking by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

swonking 

The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.

Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!

swonking by HitlerOfGrammar December 6, 2017

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

stonking by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Titty Swanking 

It's when a woman climaxs from nipple masturbation

Jessica: I was titty swanking last night

Abby: oh, what did it feel like

Jessica: it Felt really good you should try it

Abby: I will

Titty Swanking by crazychisel January 1, 2011