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The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.
"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."
by kenturamon April 27, 2009
Happy St. Patties Day!
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The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.
So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.
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The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.
Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!
by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016
Happy St. Patties Day!
Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty
by SWONK September 16, 2014
Happy St. Patties Day!