porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

Porridge

A person who typically eats inedible things. Soap, glue, drywall, mould, plastic bags, crystals, and etc.

"I want to eat that (inedible thing)."
"Don't do a Porridge."
"Fuck you."

by skittlewaggler October 21, 2022

Porridge Brain

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

by yaboiacul November 25, 2019

Fanny porridge

When a womans horny juices are running a bit thick.

Geoff "I aint putting it in there fool, its full of fanny porridge!"

"Strange . . . it tastes like porridge, but how did it get in here?"

Dick talking to bollocks "It is like swimming in porridge"

by urban spaceman November 24, 2009

Ghetto Porridge

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010

Silent porridge

The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.

Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"

by TransitTrain February 20, 2017

whore porridge

Hot semen

That whore porridge looks so hot on your face

by Natthebrat777 March 29, 2017