Definitions by jakethejaffacake

scally 

CHAV ie wears burberry, tracksuits, smokes, swears loads, can't talk properly, gell-ed/hairspray-ed hair, hoops and studs in ears etc

see that scally in the tracksuit? don't end up like him..

scally by jakethejaffacake August 24, 2011

porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

porridge by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

snout 

british slang for cigarettes and illicit tobacco in prisons.

can also mean anything unpleasant or nose and animal's muzzle.

'ere, got any snout?

snout by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011