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Definitions by jakethejaffacake

CHAV ie wears burberry, tracksuits, smokes, swears loads, can't talk properly, gell-ed/hairspray-ed hair, hoops and studs in ears etc
see that scally in the tracksuit? don't end up like him..
scally by jakethejaffacake August 24, 2011
british slang for doing time in prison
do your porridge and don't try to screw the system
porridge by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011
british slang for cigarettes and illicit tobacco in prisons.

can also mean anything unpleasant or nose and animal's muzzle.
'ere, got any snout?
snout by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011