jakethejaffacake's definitions

porridge

british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

snout

british slang for cigarettes and illicit tobacco in prisons.

can also mean anything unpleasant or nose and animal's muzzle.

'ere, got any snout?

by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011

scally

CHAV ie wears burberry, tracksuits, smokes, swears loads, can't talk properly, gell-ed/hairspray-ed hair, hoops and studs in ears etc

see that scally in the tracksuit? don't end up like him..

by jakethejaffacake August 24, 2011