3 definitions by jakethejaffacake

porridge

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system
by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011
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scally

CHAV ie wears burberry, tracksuits, smokes, swears loads, can't talk properly, gell-ed/hairspray-ed hair, hoops and studs in ears etc
see that scally in the tracksuit? don't end up like him..
by jakethejaffacake August 22, 2011
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snout

british slang for cigarettes and illicit tobacco in prisons.

can also mean anything unpleasant or nose and animal's muzzle.
'ere, got any snout?
by jakethejaffacake July 30, 2011
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