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The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.
Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"
by TransitTrain February 20, 2017
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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