To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
Johnny: No, what happened?
Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
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There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!
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Monzoo (Noun;Person) : a Sprint customer that doesn’t read the contracts nor pays attention when The contract is being explained, but feels they are right about everything . A “Monzoo” can also be a person that doesn’t feel the need to lie but Can sells the hell out of phone cases.
Date of Origin :summer of 2019
Place of origin :Burbank Sprint 0908
Date of Origin :summer of 2019
Place of origin :Burbank Sprint 0908
This “monzoo“ wants to return the Sprint Drive although it will lower his bill .
Today you are qualified for the iPad with our “Monzoo” Monday deals normally it is a bazillion dollars bit today for you it’s only $25.00 With autopay
This “Monzoo” really believes we lie to our customers, his Commission checks must be really low.
Today you are qualified for the iPad with our “Monzoo” Monday deals normally it is a bazillion dollars bit today for you it’s only $25.00 With autopay
This “Monzoo” really believes we lie to our customers, his Commission checks must be really low.
by The bird lady November 20, 2019
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Get the Mozzy mug.Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.
Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.
by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009
Get the Dirty Mozzarella Stick mug.From Italian meaning "half gay" or bisexual. "Mezzo" meaning half and "finook" (also known as "fanook") being the derogatory term for a homosexual. Also could be used as an insult for someone who is weak, such as a substitution for a sissy or pansy.
"I always wondered about that kid when we were in school... He always seemed kind of like a mezzofinook to me."
by Chop Top June 28, 2006
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I cannot believe Mitch put a mozz on another one. The horse I backed was going to win by the length of the straight, he said 'just wins' and that instant the horse fell over.
by Wooley April 30, 2015
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