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Get the Micro Dick mug.#1 Hey dude, is your copy of Microsuck Windows Crap acting up again?
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!
#2 Yeah, this OS really sucks. A lot.
#1 You need to get Ubuntu or a Mac or something. That's the 7th time today!
by Mr. Pseudonym22 March 19, 2011
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An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.
"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."
by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009
Get the Microfiching mug.when you are so hungry that you resort to just putting cheese in a tortilla folding it in half and microwaving it for sustenance
'Katie'- what did you eat for breakfast?
'Nick'-dude i was super hungry and there was nothing in the fridge but cheese and tortillas so i just made a microdilla
'Nick'-dude i was super hungry and there was nothing in the fridge but cheese and tortillas so i just made a microdilla
by NiceIceCatKong August 25, 2010
Get the microdilla mug.Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.
Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.
Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.
by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011
Get the microfucked mug.A word that an anti-Microsoft person says because they hate Microsoft for the following reasons:
1. Microsoft Corp is awesome
2. Microsoft is getting it's innovation better and better each day
3. About 450 million licensed copies of Windows 7 has been sold
4. Microsoft's Bing is catching up to Google
5. ETC
1. Microsoft Corp is awesome
2. Microsoft is getting it's innovation better and better each day
3. About 450 million licensed copies of Windows 7 has been sold
4. Microsoft's Bing is catching up to Google
5. ETC
- Apple fanboy: Who would want to buy anything from Microsuck?! Everything they make SUCKS!
- Microsoft fanboy: Well at least we are better than iSUCK.
- Microsoft fanboy: Well at least we are better than iSUCK.
by BlackWatches September 18, 2011
Get the Microsuck mug.(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.
Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.
Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.
After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.
by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011
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