Microfiche 

1. A flat sheet of microfilm in a form suitable for filing, usually measuring around 4 by 6 in. and containing microreproductions, as of printed or graphic matter, in a grid pattern.
2. Where Mr. T can/will punch you.

1. "Here's a dossier with his current likeness done in microfiche, sir." "Thank you Private, you are dismissed.
2. "I only pity the foo till I have ta punch em in his microfiche, sucka."

Microfiche by TabGuy February 25, 2010

Microfiche 

What the hell is a microfiche? Nobody knows!

Please tell us Mrs.Irons!

The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.

'Mrs.Irons, will microfiche come up in the exam?'

Microfiche by Grove Academy November 21, 2003

Microfiche 

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.

Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!

Microfiche by Srapples September 3, 2013

Microfiche 

(v., trans.) The conscious intent to lose someone's contact because they take so long to get together for a date. This individual, while still newsworthy, is a good learning experience but no longer current news, and is therefore relegated to archives.

Microfiching works best with phone numbers from individuals who are old enough to believe that Microfiche still exists in libraries.

After trying to have lunch with the Silver Fox for nearly five years, I microfiched his number and pretended to be uninterested when he finally asked me out for drinks.

Microfiche by Microfisherwoman March 6, 2011

Microfucked 

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

Microfucked by paulio2020 July 8, 2020

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

Microfiching by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

microfucked 

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

microfucked by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011