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Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

Microfucked by paulio2020 July 8, 2020

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microfucked

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

microfucked by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011

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Micro-fucked

Any time a problem with a product from Microsoft elicits a response of "Fucking Microsoft!".

A blue screen of death occurs to which the user yells "Fucking Microsoft!"; you have just been micro-fucked.

Micro-fucked by Dirty Paco October 30, 2006

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microfuck

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

microfuck by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

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Microfuck

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.

1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.

Microfuck by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

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MicroFuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

MicroFuck by HamptonsLiar July 15, 2023