Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.

When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.

by Marc April 3, 2005

knockhole

Any hole on your body in which you can get fucked

Adam likes to put his knockhole out for all the little children

by Pimp dizzle May 13, 2005

Blackhole

An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.

"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to [e-mail]"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2012

Swedish blackhole

when the partner licks their partners asshole. and after they have some Sh*t on there mouth/tongue they make out hardcore until the partners mouth is as brown as the black hole licker's mouth.

Last night Jenny wanted to do a Swedish blackhole, but i don't really like to do that. Then she threatened me with no sex; so we did it.

by Ryan J Holmes March 28, 2007

Blackhole

A nickname for someone who is so deep within another man's ass-hole even light cannot escape.

You can call me the blackhole because I will be so deep even light cannot escape (from your asshole).

by PussyDestroyer9000 May 5, 2014

Blackhole

A sharp jab to the female reproductive organ, producing a black bruise.

"Damn steve I gave that chick a blackhole and she couldn't walk strait"

by not@fcukinNam3L3f7 July 13, 2009

blackhole

Something absolutely immense that has a lot of weight/mass. See also Carol Messer.

Carol Messer is like a black hole.

by Adelina March 27, 2004