Klankhole 

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.

When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.

Klankhole by Marc April 3, 2005

Klagholes 

Chafing of the penis after a sexual act is performed by a female hand, on male genitalia, without proper lubrication.

I only had motor oil in the trunk; should have let her use it, now i have to deal with klagholes for the next week.

Klagholes by roaper chlingly September 25, 2012

klackhole 

The black hole that can be found between your ass cheeks

He split his klackhole

klackhole by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003