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Blackhole 

A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
Blackhole by ZZM v2.6 May 6, 2006
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Blackhole 

A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it
Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"
Blackhole by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010

blackhole 

a theory of an object in space, which is believed to consume anything, that enters into it.
Kyle thinks blackholes are Fact, but he's an idiot so a blackhole must have consumed his brain.
blackhole by poonjah April 26, 2005

Blackhole 

Blackhole is simply a black person's anus. Instead of sucking everything in it, it burst out vile and feces. Usually the blackhole is brown on the outer side and dark purple closer to the hole.
John(white): Nigguh, your blackhole stink like your mama's pussy!
Joly(black): shuh yo bitch ass whitelo. (taking off his boxer with shit dipping on it.)
Blackhole by Yaway June 1, 2009

Blackhole 

An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.
"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to IT@blackhole.com"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"

Blackhole 

A nickname for someone who is so deep within another man's ass-hole even light cannot escape.
You can call me the blackhole because I will be so deep even light cannot escape (from your asshole).

Blackhole 

A sharp jab to the female reproductive organ, producing a black bruise.
"Damn steve I gave that chick a blackhole and she couldn't walk strait"