blackholed

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.

"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."

by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

Blackholed

The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.

OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Blackhole sun

Soundgarden's best known song. Also, the best "Fuck the world" song ever written.

Hang my head, drown my fear, till you all just dissapear
Blackhole sun won't you come and wash away the rain.

by Wtf donut August 6, 2009

backhole

the gaping blackness, the ever growing void, the all devouring maw that is nikocado avocado's uncensored onlyfans asshole

I need a million backholes sent to this mans dms immediately!

by subtoleonard March 13, 2022

blackmaled

To be blackmaled is to have had intense sexual relations with a black male.

Person 1: "Why didn't Rachel come to work today?"
Person 2: "Haven't you heard, she got blackmaled by Ta'Quante last night."
Person 1: "One must always take care when getting blackmaled."

by nutzipper March 15, 2011

youtube blackhole

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"

Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.

by yungbl00d January 30, 2014

blackolade

An expression of praise, respect, or positive acknowledgement made by a black person, typically directed at a white person.

"I got mad blackolades for wearing my green New Balance trainers to the Pete Rock show"

by Toomuchflystyles May 20, 2008