kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007

helen kellered

(v.t.) using sign language in a person's palm to convey a message.

I helen kellered Jennifer the message, but she didn't understand my meaning.

by joshiev06 May 21, 2006

Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

Kelletubby

The act of fucking the gay teletubby and then giving it a dirty sanchez.

Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason

by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009

Kellee

Kellee is An ungrateful bitch that always has to talk bad about her ex and doesn’t know How to accept what she can get. If it’s not her way it’s no ones way

Hey Kellee what’s up

by Do you know me August 1, 2019

Kellet

Kellet is an ecstasy pill (pellet) crushed up and mixed with powdered ketamine

Yoo man, do you want a line of kellet?

by Bagel___ December 19, 2020

Kellered

The act of receiving oral sex while tweeting.

I was spending all day shit posting about why Elon Musk has a tiny penis, but then my girlfriend came over and kellered me which increased my rate of posting significantly

by AaronEChicago November 8, 2022