Top definition
The act of taking a homless person up the arse (bumming them) usually done by a lonely freak or Paedophile
err Peter just did a Kellett on that Tramp
by Zantash January 16, 2008
Get the mug
Get a kellett mug for your girlfriend Riley.
Apr 21 Word of the Day
I've been jabbed
by Francesco II March 20, 2021
Get the merch
Get the jabbed neck gaiter and mug.
2
A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work
That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister
by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014
Get the merch
Get the Kellett neck gaiter and mug.
3
a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.
Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small
by Zantash January 16, 2008
Get the mug
Get a kellett mug for your buddy Bob.
5
Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.
Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!
by Kevin December 06, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Kellett mug for your cousin Paul.

Activity