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Kellett
A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in ]time off work]
That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister
Kellett by Tommy Satan November 11, 2014
kellett
1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
kellett by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007
Killette
Killette is the same as Juggalette.
Kelletubby
Jason: I had sex with the gay Teletubby.
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason
Babcock: You fucking fag; you're going to have a Kelletubby.
Jason
Kelletubby by theoneandbabonly March 30, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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