hurlage

Hurlage is what comes out of your mouth when you hurl up your Aunt Sophie's special tuna casserole. Hurlage usually ends up in the bathroom, but can sometimes be found on the floor, walls, and ceiling leading to the john.

Vrin: Waht's the matter man?
Jadu: I just came back from Aunt Sophie's.
Vrin: No, don't tell me.
Jadu; Yeah.I hurled again after eating her tuna casserole. Hurlage was simply everywhere. Some even got on the dog and on her angel food cake.
Vrin: You okay?
Jadu: Kinda.

by jethrojones February 11, 2009

hurple

Scottish word for "hirple"
Means to limp, hobble, or walk crookedly

"He hurpled after spraining his ankle."
"Jimmy has a hurple from falling."

by Sir. Grey November 26, 2014

Gethin Hurley

A man usually found in a country called Wales. He has long hair and a. Bubbly personality. However, if you get on his bad side he gets angry. He may Chase you or even through a chair at you. But if you are on his good side you will see many great things and get cheese.

Wow Gethin has a small penis...

Gethin Hurley: I will hit you with a chair

by Theo_nik October 14, 2020

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

hurdler

an athlete in track who likes to hurdle, not jump, over hurdles while running in hopes of winning a race. hurdlers are amazing athletes who work incredibly hard to acieve "perfect form". there usually pretty hot too.

jason brody could never be a hurdler or understand them because he is not an amazing athlete

by 99cali99 November 13, 2006

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019