Self gratification

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

instant gratifoodcation

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.

manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!

by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008

gratis

Free

coitus-gratis

by Larstait November 6, 2003

instant gratification

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

by Mimir September 23, 2003

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

Gratitude Walk

Gratitude Walk is when a person becomes present, aware and counts their blessing and gives thanks while walking.

Defined by author Marie Cornelio, in the book The Gratitude Way.

I love taking Gratitude Walks daily.

Or

Let's take a gratitude walk.

by Beloved One April 19, 2014