Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The act of using gyrating motions on a young lady.
Jay used the gyrating motions that made her scream
by Evil Do-er February 28, 2003
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When a "huge bitch" dances and all of her fat jiggles out of her clothing, creating a horrid sight for everyone around.
"Holy shit! Did you see that fat ass gyrating all over the place?!"
by Ryan & Tanya November 26, 2005
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When polo-clad accountants wiggle in a rhythmic way upon office equipment...most especially filing cabinets
Our assistant controller was gyrating on his filing cabinet
by GyratingGurl1006 May 20, 2015
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