metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

metric fuckton by Monica December 17, 2003

fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

fuckton by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004

Fucktangle 

A love tringle that is doomed or sordid.

Oh man why did you have to get involved with daisy and her Mom. That is one mother of a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010

Fucktung

Half English half German warning word. Commonly used between girls to imply a potential unwanted one night stand.

It was just after her "fucktung" speech i decided to be with that handsome. Because i knew she wanted him too.

Fucktung by GrandeLebowski December 31, 2010

fucktion cup 

When having sex and two parts, for example a stomach and back, press together so all the air comes out from between them and then when you pull away there is a strong suction, usually followed by a fart sound

OMFG, did you just fart?
No, we made a fucktion cup.

fucktion cup by The fucktion cup kid May 30, 2006

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

fuckton by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

fucktangular

A situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

This is fucktangular.

fucktangular by etilauqa December 5, 2018