fartarazzi

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

Fartcorn

Cheap, store brand microwave popcorn that, when you pop it, smells as if someone passed gas into the bag before it was sealed. It usually tastes like packing peanuts, too.

Little Jimmy: "Hey, mom! Did you just pop some fartcorn?"

Mom: "Must have. My bad. It was on sale."

Little Jimmy: "Well, I ain't eatin' that shit."

by OrangeElixir August 4, 2013

fartcake

a cake that has been flatulated upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago

by Danielle Valentine October 20, 2008

fartarrhea

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

by Haggerty January 14, 2008

fartmark

A mark on the backside of underwear resulting from flatulence which excretes a small amount of fecal matter. Usually brown in color.

Also a derogatory name.

Example 1: You have a fartmark in your underwear.

Example 2: You're a fartmark.

by Explicit_Incog May 17, 2008

fartcake

A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure

Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcake

A cake that has been farted on by a woman

This is a fartcake: Norah just farted on this cake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008