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Early Skeeter

1. A Premature Ejaculator

2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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Enar

Enar is an name and only the coolest people on earth have it.
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Cho-mo enabler

Someone who 'doesn't see' what a child molester is doing.

Eg- there is a difference between not knowing and not wanting to know, thus allowing the abuse to continue.
I avoid them, they're a cho-mo enabler. It confuses me how they have any friends
by Bitchitsnotaboutyou February 23, 2021
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enabler

1. Tacit Enabler - Supports another's bad habits by staying silent.

2. Overt Enabler - Supports another's bad habits by providing assistance such as money, transportation, approval, etc...

A person who supports another person's bad or dangerous habits.

Enablers tend to fear calling others on their destructive habits because these "others" tend to be friends, family or others close to the enabler.

Thus, rather than risk losing the love, respect, friendship or contact with the person, the enabler chooses instead to play it safe and watch the other slowly destroy themselves or others through their own actions.
1. Bob: Hey Mike, I'm gonna go to the bar, slip a little something into some bitch's drink and fuck her rotten in the bathroom!
Mike, the Tacit Enabler: (Noncommital grunt)

2. Bob: Hey Mike, I gotta bring this crack over to that father of four. Give me a lift?
Mike, the Overt Enabler: ...Yeah, hold on.
by Wallbridge November 18, 2005
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90's and early 00's

Was probably the best decade because the economy was changing. Nowadays people care more about when the next iphone, blackberry, or droid is coming out than improving the economy. This was back when video games added lots of new, creative and original things to them. Now all people want is the next Call of Duty and Halo. This was the time when network's like Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network actually lived up to there names. Now there's all this teeny bopper crap on there.
I miss the 90's and early 00's
by bjshepp January 10, 2011
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Twat Earl

Someone who has gained almost Royal Status in the extent of their idiotic actions. A leader amongst Twats.
Nightclub doorman: "You're not entering this club with a stripy shirt!"

Person 1: "You Sir are a Twat earl!
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Jonathan earl

He is the most annoying mother fucking teachers ever to work at a school.he is most known for being some fucking gay ass mother fucking teacher who gives every one detentions for no reason.

He also might be a pedo constantly smiling at small children.he is also known for the famous quotes of mr earl.for example "im just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectfull" or "its a 15 now Tj".

The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left
O look its jonathan earl

O ye what a gay guy
by YT_XxVATHERxX January 5, 2020
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