enail 

Nailing some one that you met through email, a dating website, or on line in any way. The actual nature of the relationship is irrelevant. Even eharmony counts as an enail.

Match.com set me up with this sweet enail, she did everything I asked for, it was almost like ordering a whore.

enail by what just happened April 26, 2009

Enail 

To spank it while looking at electronic porn. i.e. on a computer or CDrom.

Damn, bitch! I enailed Britney Spears ALL NIGHT last night!

Enail by chartman September 10, 2003

Enail 

To enail someone is to enjoy sexual encounters via email.

FRIEND 1 "O hey how are you? By the way, you know your friend ****? Well I have some news... we've been enailing for the last month!"

FRIEND 2 "Really?! Wow!"

FRIEND 1 "Yeah, we enail at least once a day! He is seriously AMAZING!"

FRIEND 2 "You should just marry him."

Enail by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

enail 

to have sexual intercourse via dialog and/or camera over social media

John: I need a drink
Fred: Why so now?
John: I had a long enail session with a great partner on cam the whole day.........!

enail by Horsepoes February 22, 2023

Identity Theft Enabler's Act 

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

Identity Theft Enabler's Act by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

email tennis 

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.

"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"

email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

per my previous email 

Can you fucking read?

Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.

Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.

per my previous email by KBomb February 14, 2018