dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

dicktease

A girl who teases the genital region of a male to the point of a rock hard erection with absolutely no intention of following through, often resulting in "blue balls"; May also constitute a quick "dick-squeeze" "dick rub" or "dick touch" NOT resulting in ejaculation.

Ken: "Lydia kept grabbin my nuts nuts last night..."
Jim: "Did you get off"
Ken: "No, fuckin bitch was a dicktease"

by Drew Haag June 5, 2007

Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011

dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.

"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"

by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010

dicktease

those young hot skanky chicks that dress up like sluts and hang off every guy in the club bumming free drinks all night pretending that they're going to sleep with the guy

sally: "wow, i only spent $3.50 tonight!"

tamara: "yeh! that's 'cos you're a dicktease, skank!"

by trunkman27 July 18, 2005

dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009

dicktate

Giving a big fat cock to someone. And by that i mean hardcore sex

That is some deep dicktating

by poop May 28, 2004