dicktastrophy

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.

Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.

by DamsBest February 3, 2017

dockastrophy

Boat docking catastrophe. Typically alcohol related failure of all and any skills relating to docking a boat. Most injuries related to captain pride. Reckless blame typicaly follows the epic fail of skill. Laughter and sarcasm typically spreads to all watching.

The dockastrophy only hurt his pride, the boat was fine.

by Dak words September 17, 2018

dicktastrophe

A disaster or otherwise calamity involving one or several penises.

The penis slasher is on the loose! There's going to be a dicktastrophe!

by el jefe de booth April 28, 2014

distastrophy

A catastrophic disaster, disater of grand proportions. dista- from the word distaster and astrophy from the word catastrophy.

Katrina, the Hurricane that destroyed New Orleans, was a distastrophy.

by Jacynthetwins July 18, 2011