cuntache

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.

Dude, nice cuntache!

by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

Cuntacockafuck

This peculiar word is when you get your fist and slowly melt it through a woman's hip and into her vaginal area, nice and juciy

"god i totally Cuntacockafucked her last night"

by Cuntacockafuck February 21, 2015

cuntacide

The act of unsuccessfully attempting to take one's life. The cuntacide attempt is typically a pathetic ploy for attention by someone wildly unpopular and mean (i.e. a cunt).

Damn, can you believe Jennifer pulled a cuntacide in Ohio at a sweepstakers convention?

by Krys666 July 20, 2007

cuntacular

Something that is so terrible or horrible that it as reached an all time low of a new word associated with the dreaded cunt. It should only be used for truly fucked up situations.

"Yo, Lexie slept with Eric".
"What?!".
"Yeah the day after you guys broke up, they had sex".
"Wow this is just cuntacular!".

by SickPhuck May 1, 2008

Cuntachu

The most awesome pokemon of all, able to control people and their actions. The most powerful being on earth.

Wow, that cuntachu's power level is over 9,000!

by CuntBagelLord January 17, 2010