Maximum Cockupancy 

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

Maximum Cockupancy by Dick Fucking Diggler July 31, 2020

Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.

Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."

Cockpipe Cosmonaut by Khrisiah June 9, 2010

cockiness 

A word people use to describe in others what they are lacking in themselves; which is an extreme confidence and comfort in any surround. To be cocky.

Person 1: Man that guy has some cockiness about him.
Person 2: Yea but he just walked in and everyone already loves him.

cockiness by Sean Rio September 11, 2006

Cockcaine

One who is so addicted to the male penis like it's a drug. A person said to be on cockcaine will try to get dick by any means neccesary including embarrasment or giving away their personal possesions.

I think Laura was on cockcaine or something...she wanted dick so bad she gave Eduardo the keys to her lexus and her ugz, which he later sold for staight up cash.

Cockcaine by masomenos December 9, 2008

cockspider 

One of those creepy unidentifiable spiders that races along like a cockroach, causing the human instinct for survival to take hold, and resulting in the inevitable squashing of said spider so quickly, that time does not allow for proper classification.

Quick, kill it" (annihilation by flip-flop or shoe) "Was that a spider? A cockroach? A cricket?" "No, I'm pretty sure it was a cockspider

cockspider by snotweezil May 9, 2011

cockpipe 

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.

I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.

cockpipe by Slappy1 June 30, 2006

Smokin' da Cockpipe 

Slang, used by gay, wannabe badasses, for giving someone a blowjob

In the porno "Black Cock Down" that one faggot sure was smokin' da Cockpipe

Smokin' da Cockpipe by Olav the Norseman November 20, 2004