cockpipe

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.

I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.

by Slappy1 June 30, 2006

cockpipe

The urethra. The tube running through the male reproductive organ

Man#1 cockpipe
Man#2 COCKPIPE!!!!
or
if you dont shut up i will shove a pineapple up your cockpipe sir.

by rabadabadongscrotch December 24, 2008

Cockpipe

The throat of a female, homosexual male, or some dogs, that's primary function is to produce a path for a penis to flow.

"Man I hope she gives me a blowjob tonight."

"No way man, she's got the flu. Her cockpipe is all sorts of clogged up."

"Nah dude I know. It just needs some plumbing."

by bigthumb October 11, 2009

Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.

Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."

by Khrisiah June 9, 2010

cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!

"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"

by FJ April 20, 2005

Smokin' da Cockpipe

Slang, used by gay, wannabe badasses, for giving someone a blowjob

In the porno "Black Cock Down" that one faggot sure was smokin' da Cockpipe

by Olav the Norseman November 20, 2004

cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 17, 2004