cocksnot

jiz, cum, the secretion from penis when an orgasm has been obtained.

i blew my cocksnot all over my mother in laws face, while my wife was shopping for my birthday present

by quwee bob November 23, 2003

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

by steven la February 11, 2009

cockpilot

One who pilots the cock, aka a homosexual. Derogatory term

That guy is such a cockpilot

by Steveo February 13, 2005

Cockshot

A "cockshot" occurs in a shooter video game when you - either inadvertently or on purpose - shoot another player or NPC in the groin. It's customary to yell, "cockshot!" really loud every now and then when you pull this off. Particularly funny when you were originally aiming for a headshot, and your aim was just that far off.

You're in a FPS game and you aim for the opponents head, but your aim sucks so bad you end up sending multiple rounds straight at his dick. That's a cockshot.

by TwistedMotherFucker December 18, 2010

Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009

Cockapotamous

Another word for the male genitalia.

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.

by Shmillerz April 28, 2015