cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

cockward by get.durty September 30, 2014

Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

Cockward by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016

Cockyard

A yard of cocks. When you die your penis will go to the cockyard.

My uncle’s penis was sent to the cockyard after he died.

Cockyard by Zenith90 January 21, 2022

Cockward

A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.

Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.

Cockward by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009

Cockward

1. Any awkward situation involving the cock

2. An extremely awkward moment during sex

"Holy fuck, that guy just flashed me!"
"Fucking cockward, dude!"

"Are you always this small?"
"Well, this is cockward..."

Cockward by Dix McKensy March 5, 2009

Cockward

The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.

Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.

Cockward by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009

cocktard 

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

cocktard by jimzor July 25, 2008