Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs November 26, 2015

Sriracha Glaze

When you've eaten too much Sriracha the night before and you wake up with a Sriracha marinated butthole.

Why did I eat Teriyaki Madness yesterday... Guess I get to look forward to Sriracha Glaze Sundays.

by BailingBiggs September 16, 2014

Leviosaaa

When you scratch your nuts from top to bottom in a "Swish and flick" motion and say Leviosaaa like Hermoine from Harry Potter. The relief is like magic and saying aaa at the end provides comfort.

It's not leviosa... It's leviosaaa

by BailingBiggs October 29, 2014

Shrimp Cocktail

When your dick shrivels up from drugs and you try to fuck your girl on her period.

Hey babe? You wanna shrimp cocktail.

by BailingBiggs August 23, 2014