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Clunge-smashing

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009
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clunge-plunger

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.
Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.
by Quinapulus October 4, 2010
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Clumpin

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"
by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013
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clungebutter

Harriet's cunt was so wet there was clungebutter all down hers legs and into her shoes
by clungebutter June 14, 2013
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Grunge clunge

Grunge Clunge (adj); The sweaty, dirty clunge you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.
Dude, I just got me some grunge clunge!
by AmyLeeGangBang December 20, 2010
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Bwead clumb

Chase: Bwead clumb?
Mario and Sam: Bwead clumb.
by Mario and Sam July 24, 2019
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Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).
Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi
by saintsebastian January 9, 2013
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