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present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"
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Eat pussy air puke up days later
I gave my girl a clumpin!
Clumpin by No gay February 28, 2020

Clumpin’ 

When a females white ejaculate gets into her or her partners pubic hair and creates white spots within the pubes and makes them stick together
Travis: “Damn girl, I must be doing something right because you’re clumpin’.”
Clumpin’ by BigDaddyBigBoy June 21, 2021

Clumpin Carl

Clumpin Carl is when you chew a bunch of biscuits of any kind, spit it out and spread it in between someone's buttcheeks and out it out
Yeah, we just Clumpin Carled, no biggie

Dude, she Clumpin Carled me so hard last night

I bet you Clumpin Carl real good
Clumpin Carl by Diggi Ole June 7, 2026

Chunda clumpin 

When you keep throwing up in you mouth and the swollow it again.
I was chunda clumpin all night because I did not want to waste a drop.
Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc
Clumpany by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013

Crumping 

Crumping is a full body twerk which involves a lot of core muscles
Girl1: You’ll never guess what I learnt?
Girl2: wha?
Girl1: I’m rlly good at crumping!
Crumping by RainyRose April 28, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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